I’m Pretty Sure I Am Getting Arrested This Week, Just So You Know

Any readers live in New York?

I might need your cell number, cause I’m pretty sure I am getting arrested this week.  Thursday, specifically.

So if you could be available that evening, I would really appreciate it.

Why?

Because Thursday night I will be in New York city with some gal pals watching these men….hugh-jackman-daniel-craig

I know. I know.  It is hard enough looking at them.  But friends, I will be within sweating distance of them.  For realz.

I cannot promise that I will make the best choices while I am in the Big Apple.  And although I will be with three other girlfriends, I KNOW that they will be of little or no use to me in the “think about this before you act irrationally because you have a family and reputation back home” department.

So I need to formulate a back up plan because there is NO WAY IN GOD’S GREEN EARTH that my husband will bail me out of jail because I was arrested for pawing two hot male actors.  I know him well enough to be able to predict that with some accuracy.

Oh, and if you bail me out you are gonna have to bring some extra cash because I am pretty sure the other three ladies will be in the lock-up with me.

Because that is how we roll.

11 comments

  1. Adrienzgirl says:

    Um…I am pretty much offended that I wasn’t invited because my hubs would come bail us all out! :P

    Good luck!
    .-= Adrienzgirl´s last blog ..Memoir Monday: The Finishing Move…wait what? =-.

  2. DiPaola Momma
    Twitter:
    says:

    yeah um since I ALSO was not included in this group I won’t be giving you the numbers of ANY of the Goomba’s in The DH’s Brooklyn neighborhood… well unless you PROMISE to bring me back something soaked in hottie guy sweat.. is that wrong? If so I don’t wanna be right!
    .-= DiPaola Momma´s last blog ..I’m gonna be MIA =-.

  3. JennieG
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    says:

    Oh now I see how you both are!

  4. Loukia says:

    Okay… wow! What’s going on? What are you going to be doing? How exciting and fun!

  5. JennieG
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’ve got tickets to see the Broadway show “A Steady Rain” and it stars only these two lovely men. Ohmygosh!!!

  6. Michelle
    Twitter:
    says:

    I don’t know, can you really get arrested for pawing two hot actors? I think that is totally legal!

    Have a great time.

  7. Michelle says:

    I don’t know, can you really get arrested for pawing two hot actors? I think that is totally legal!

    Have a great time.
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

  8. @marymac says:

    I’m with Adrienzgirl and DipaolaMomma. No invite for the marymac? And i TOTALLY invited you last time I went to NYC! WhatEVER.
    .-= @marymac´s last blog ..Formula for a Happy Baby =-.

  9. JennieG
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    says:

    OHMYGAWSH… Next time I am inviting the entire bloggy world with me. That way we will have, like, a week’s worth of blog material. Arrests. Alcohol. Shopping. Cab drivers from hell… Think of the posts!

  10. Michael says:

    WAIT A MINUTE! You’re going where? You said you were going to NY to see your grandmom. Nice try… see I actually do read all your blogs.

    Well of course you know I’m kidding….but Hugh and Daniel both bat for the other team, if you know what I mean! As a matter of fact, I think they’re a couple.

  11. DiPaola Momma
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    says:

    Yeah DREAM ON there Mr. Jennifer they are as straight as Travolta… wait maybe I need to pick another example there.
    .-= DiPaola Momma´s last blog ..I’m gonna be MIA =-.

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