Orgasm during childbirth?

Um, no.  Just, no.

Apparently there is a film called Orgasmic Birth that makes the claim that it is possible.  The film’s producer (a woman, if you can believe that) says that a woman’s ability to feel intense physical pleasure during childbirth is “the best-kept secret”.

Well I am here to tell you that no one EVER let me in on that secret.  Thanks a lot, Mom.