Totally busted my little guy in a fib tonight.

He was in a panic because he needed to read four books tonight in order to earn a free ticket to a Frederick Key’s baseball game.  Well, he waited until the last minute, as usual.  So I sent him in the other room to pick and read his books.

About 40 minutes later he comes back and hands me the books he read.  For one thing – they are all WAY BELOW his reading level.  We are talking “I Love Cats” here.  He is in second grade.

And secondly, well, you tell me:

German kiddie book If you are wondering… lets just say, the book is written entirely in GERMAN.

He eight.  He is not bilingual.