Jessica Alba is a VANDAL. Who knew?

Jessica Alba - Vandal!

All because of a shark.  Well, at least is was a GREAT WHITE Shark. Cause, if it was a Nurse Shark, then of course, we would not be having this conversation.

Nurse sharks are so, well, nurse-y. And not scary.

I know what you are thinking…  Why do I care? Um, you probably don’t.  But I found it funny.

The reason I enjoyed the article is because it inadvertently helped the United Way of Oklahoma.  Being the development director for a charity myself, I totally would love Alba to come trash my stuff.

CASE IN POINT: United Way of Central Oklahoma President Bob Spinks said Wednesday the group accepts Alba’s apology.

“Just as she is passionate about her cause, we are passionate about serving the people of central Oklahoma,” Spinks said. “The interesting thing about this is with our fundraising campaign kicking off today, it’s been sort of a funny thing that this has happened at this particular point.

“This is probably the best unearned media we’ve had in a long time.”

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST UNEARNED MEDIA WE’VE HAD IN A LONG TIME. No kidding, dude.

I’m serious. I wish a celebrity would do something like that for my charity. I could have tons of fun with that campaign.

Wonder if Angelina is free?