Now I have heard it all.

Michael Jackson’s hair is going to be turned into diamonds.YOU THINK I AM LYING? Oh how I wish, wish, wish I were!

Dean VandenBisen of LifeGem will be using hair singed by  the infamous 1984 Pepsi pyrotechnic disaster commercial shoot.  Apparently, the producer of the commercial picked up the hair and pocketed it 25 years ago.  Guess he was just waiting for this type of opportunity.  Nice guy, eh?Michael Jackson Pepsi Accident

VandenBisen was quoted as saying, “Our plan is to give people an opportunity to own a diamond made from Michael Jackson’s DNA.”

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

Doncha just love it when people capitalize on other’s tragedy?  Excuse me, I must go vomit now.