I’m not a moron, okay? I realize that November comes after October in the great scheme of things.
But I still can’t believe it.
How EXACTLY did this happen? I mean, we are heading straight for Christmas. FULL STEAM AHEAD. Can somebody slam on the brakes for me?!
I’m barely feeling fall-ish. I’ve not ONCE rolled in a pile of leaves. Not ONCE had a cup of cider. Not ONCE baked pumpkin seeds. And now, well, NOW I might as well be drinking egg nog. My kids even asked to watch a Christmas movie last night.
Our weekends have started booking up. You know that pre-holiday scheduling that everyone does? I’ve already been invited to a holiday party. My husband is leaning on me to start Christmas shopping.
Is everybody NUTS?
I am suddenly feeling like Scrooge.