Holiday Caroles With An Infusion Of Xanax
Once again I have to share with you the brilliance that is my friend Karen. She is really a gifted, yet warped,and incredibly funny mommy. (Read her guest post here.) And although I have not yet convinced her to write her own blog, she is kind enough to let me share with you some of my favorite Karen-isms. For example: Every year she writes these funny pharmaceutical-themed carols that just make me smile. Can anyone else relate?
Yeah, I thought so.
WALKING WITH SOME XANAX IN MY HAND
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Cell phone rings…I’m not listening
Because today….I’m CVS-ing
A beautiful sight.
I’ll be happy tonight.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.
Gone away…a migraine that hurts.
Told PTA…I think they’re all jerks.
Feel I can do no wrong.
Might even put on a thong.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.
In the morning, I meet a nice policeman.
Stops me going 90 through downtown.
He says – “Are you harried?”
I say NO, man!
I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…
Later on…my buzz expires.
My pharmacist…has been fired.
I’ll still face the day.
Found some more on eBay.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand!
OMG – I love that song and may not ever sing Winter Wonderland *correctly* again!!! Thanks for sharing Jen (and Karen).
OMG! That is classic caroling at it’s finest!!
Love her, love you! Tell her to write her own blog dangit!
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This was a very cheery tune. Drop a few F-bombs in there and I think you’ve got yourself a hit!!!
That’s a catchy tune! She could probably sell her songs to a comedian. I’m serious, a lot of them buy their jokes and it could be another hit like Adam Sandler’s Chanukah song!
Ah, if only I did have some xanax in my hand to deal with xmas shopping!
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Lovin’ it!
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mmmm CVS.. extra care bucks AND dope! My kind of holiday!!!!
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That’s perfect. The girl should definitely start a blog.:)
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ROFLMAO!!! Had to link to this from Facebook…perfect song! That girl needs a blog!
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