I’m so not here today. I am on va-ca-shun! As in “shun.” Which according to the dictionary means: To avoid deliberately; keep away from.
So clearly I am keeping away from you. I’m a jerk like that.
My family will be happy, though. What they don’t realize is that I am only on the vay-cay so that I can get more blogging fodder. It is like a recon mission. So technically I am not “shunning” you. Instead think of it as an intense retreat for my blogging muscles.
Yeah. Exactly. I’m doing this FOR MY READERS.
I am a sacrificer like that. You’re welcome.
See you after my vacation, err… I mean retreat! (Enjoy my guest posts in the meantime!)