Hello lovelies!

I’m so not here today.  I am on va-ca-shun!  As in “shun.”  Which according to the dictionary means: To avoid deliberately; keep away from.

So clearly I am keeping away from you.  I’m a jerk like that.

My family will be happy, though.  What they don’t realize is that I am only on the vay-cay so that I can get more blogging fodder.  It is like a recon mission.  So technically I am not “shunning” you.  Instead think of it as an intense retreat for my blogging muscles.

Yeah.  Exactly.  I’m doing this FOR MY READERS.

I am a sacrificer like that.  You’re welcome.

See you after my vacation, err… I mean retreat!  (Enjoy my guest posts in the meantime!)