I am the first to admit that perhaps I don’t always “get” high fashion. Say what  you want about my simple fashion sense, at least I wouldn’t wear flesh to an awards show like someone we all know…

Eww…. Can you imagine how awful Lady Gaga SMELLED?  Shiver.


Apparently this “meat dress” was designed by Frank Fernandez and was supposed to be making some sort of political statement. Okaayyyy…..

Not surprisingly, PETA wasn’t a fan. Their statement on the dress? “Meat is the decomposing flesh of a tormented animal who didn’t want to die, and after a few hours under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh it is and likely be crawling in maggots — not too attractive, really.”

I think Audrey Hepburn said it best: “Simple girls are the prettiest.”