The 11 year old has discovered boobs.
The following is an actual interaction between Tiny Ninja and I the other day:
Tiny Ninja: Mom! So, mom. Guess what?
TN: Okay. There is this girl in my math class who has THESE! (Hands motion to the chest where boobage occurs.) Seriously!
Me: Ahem. (Clearing throat. Panicing.) Uh, what?
TN: She has THESE, mom! What is up with that?
Me: (Trying not to laugh) Really?
TN: Yeah, so I asked her why she had them. I mean, where did she get them? She is not supposed to HAVE THEM yet.
Me: UM, What did she say? (Oh dear Lord HE DID NOT ask her that.)
TN: She doesn’t know. Can you believe that? But mom. Really, that is just so WRONG!
People, there are no words. And yes, my husband IS proud.