It is that time of year again!

No, not Black Friday! (Although I did schedule this post to coincide because, well, it just FIT.)

It is that time of year when my genius friend Karen Hockins releases her newest holiday ditty.

She never dissappoints. She is a genius. I can’t keep her to myself. I have to share her with my readers. You’re welcome.

So without further ado, I bring you her latest creation, sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls”…


ODE TO ZOLOFT – Karen Hockins

Deck the halls with pharmaceuticals,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Take a pill, don’t eat your cuticles,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Numb we now, no care apparent,

Zo zo zo… la la la… la la loft.

Dulls like booze, but less transparent,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

See the spending spree before us,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Credit cards so worn they’re porous,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Broke are we, debt beyond measure,

Zo zo zo… la la la… la la loft.

But you’ll think your angst is pleasure,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Fast away the season passes,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

You won’t care how big your ass is,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.

Screw that ho-li-day depression

Zo zo zo… la la la… la la loft.

Forgive yourself without Confession,

Zo zo zo zo zo…la la la loft.