I know that I promised you a holiday decorating miracle and I tried. Really.

I wanted to bring you a holiday decorating extravaganza post complete with jingle bells and egg nog.

But we had an outbreak of STREP THROAT.

Young Jedi woke up with it on Saturday.

Then, being the generous brother that he is, he shared it with Tiny Ninja.

But I, well, I REFUSE to get it. I called my doctor and ordered up a stand-by of drugs for the adults (read: hubby and I) in this household.

We’ve got plans y’all.

This freaking house WILL BE MERRY. You hear me?!

Ahem.

I am done. Just had to put it out there.