NEW GROUND RULES:

Rule #1: Unless previously approved, public affection between parental units (especially FEMALE units) and the offspring is strictly prohibited.

Rule #2: Permission to “kiss” offspring at the bus stop is limited to once (and only once) Aforementioned kiss must be done in haste while other peers are unable to witness the action.


Rule #3: One must never attempt open the door to the bathroom without first undergoing a high-level security check.

Rule #4: Parental units are no longer authorized to select personal attire for any reason or any occasion.

Rule #5: Parental units are no longer authorized to suggest or critique personal grooming habits

Rule #6: Female parental unit is hereby  completely stripped of prior status as “hip mama” and will now be known as “you-talkin’-to-me?”

GEE, CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE TEENAGERS.

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