May I vent for a moment?

<— This is what my desk looks like right now.


I don’t know what I have done to piss off the universe but boy,  my entire world is colliding these days.

It has been the kind of week where you get in the productivity zone for survival’s sake and keep pressing forward full speed ahead LEST YOU DROWN. (Essential mantra: “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.”)

Ever experienced it?

Happy to say that I haven’t missed a deadline YET…

Of course  I am a wee bit late on that one pesky article.

Oh yeah, there is also that board report due in the morning. Better also get the press release serviced and conference call scheduled.

Can’t forget to arrange a ride for the kid’s soccer practice on Thursday and Friday.

Hmmm… now that I think about it, I really should bleach the house and do laundry before my in-laws visit this weekend.

Oh and there is that pesky marathon I’m supposed to run on Saturday. Better not forget that commitment.

Oh hell. Somebody call in a lifeguard. I’ve got the feeling that I may need a little assistance after all. Got a strategy you can recommend?