So last night I hosted an impromptu soccer coach meeting at our house. Coach Michael (my husband) and Coach Lawrence (a longtime friend) were drafting the players for their upcoming year of travel soccer. It reminded me of a fantasy football draft. I’ve never experienced such intense strategy. Actually, I’m lying… team sports, I suspect, is another universe. I do vaguely recall being surprised at the hours of conversations revolving around soccer strategy when my son was 6 and playing on a rec team at the YMCA. Some things never change.

But I digress….

In any event, because the “drafting” was taking FOREVER I was popping on and off of Twitter and came across an article on Facebook’s worldwide dominance. (It is pretty impressive. Feel free to give it a read.) My girlfriend Joy (Coach Lawrence’s wife) leaned over and asked me about it and to my surprise I discovered that she is NOT ON FACEBOOK.

People, she didn’t even know what Facebook was.

As she says, “I have no clue.”

I felt like I had discovered some sort of rare worldwide phenomenon. The last person not to succumb to Facebook. The final hold out. The big mystery of mysteries.

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