Well, technically… yes. Yes, they will. Introducing: GrouSpawn. GrouSpawn was launched by non other than, wait for it…  GROUPON.  (Yep, that Groupon) Get it? GrouSPAWN. As in the spawn of people Grouponing… (Is that even a word?) Forgive me if I channel a little Saturday Night Live when I utter the phrase…. REALLY!?! GrouSpawn is basically giving away a twice annual award (a $60K college scholarship) to the children of parents who use Groupon on their first date together. However, in order to qualify for the award, the lucky couple must PROVE that their first outing together involved a Groupon.…