We interrupt this holiday season to once again bring you the funny, warped brilliance of my pal Karen.  (Read her original guest post here and her first carol here.) Her NEWEST pharmaceutically induced holiday carol.

You’re welcome.

This one is sung to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem”

Oh little box of Val-i-um
How thrilled I’m to see ye tonight.
Santa’s a creep, I need my sleep..
The holiday rush a fright.
But in the cabinet shineth..
Your name in black and white.
To cope sans tears without ten beers..
Digest in me, tonight!