Holiday Caroles With An Infusion Of Xanax
Once again I have to share with you the brilliance that is my friend Karen. She is really a gifted, yet warped,and incredibly funny mommy. (Read her guest post here.) And although I have not yet convinced her to write her own blog, she is kind enough to let me share with you some of my favorite Karen-isms. For example: Every year she writes these funny pharmaceutical-themed carols that just make me smile. Can anyone else relate?
Yeah, I thought so.
WALKING WITH SOME XANAX IN MY HAND
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Cell phone rings…I’m not listening
Because today….I’m CVS-ing
A beautiful sight.
I’ll be happy tonight.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.
Gone away…a migraine that hurts.
Told PTA…I think they’re all jerks.
Feel I can do no wrong.
Might even put on a thong.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.
In the morning, I meet a nice policeman.
Stops me going 90 through downtown.
He says – “Are you harried?”
I say NO, man!
I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…
Later on…my buzz expires.
My pharmacist…has been fired.
I’ll still face the day.
Found some more on eBay.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand!
Tags: pharmaceutical themed caroles, xanax wonderland





